Gooch

a funny name for a vagina. can also be used for comedic effect for any genitalia. usually shouted.

tash: your a gooch!
danny: *goes to grab tash's gooch* GOOCH!

by dddd04 December 7, 2009

gooch

That stink spot

DIVINA:" why are my hands red"

MARCUS: "cause you been diggin in that gooch"

by goochking00ch February 7, 2024

gooch

The vaginal fluids of a woman, collectively

In the empty theatres following the showing of 50 Shades of Gray, there were discovered cucumbers covered in gooch.

by AJ Deadshow December 7, 2021

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

Gooch

the word gooch is named after a man called James Lavelle, who was the first ever gooch

“James lavelle is a gimpy gooch”

by henrydahoover69 May 27, 2023

My Gooch Bitch

something funny to say around your friends

that smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch

I have a Gooch waterfall going

by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017