half-shpee

Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA

"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.

by ghettobootie July 23, 2008

half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.

"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".

by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009

t-speed

A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.

That guy always moves at t-speed.

by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011

Accepted Speed

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.

The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.

by PersonL October 26, 2010

but speech

The speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. It starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says "but..." Most commonly used in season finales of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as well as other dating reality TV shows.

Bachelorette: You're such an amazing person, and I've enjoyed getting to know you so much. But...I'm choosing the other guy.

Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!

by frindle1992 August 13, 2011

Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.

by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011

Pre Speech Piss

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.

Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.

by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012