Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

Cream Stain Salad

To have several men ejaculate onto a female whilst throwing salad leafs upon the ejaculant, then afterwards, have the female finish it all off with a big mouthfull of her cream stained salad.

Man me and my buds were at a party, and this chick made us give her a cream stain salad!

by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006

The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

by blu3hat February 27, 2011

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021

Shit stained stink hole

A butthole stained in shit, if you see one of these you got yourself into a pretty bad situation

Mann... Sophie really has a shit stained stink hole

by godgodgodgodpoop October 20, 2019

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

by Art Valentine November 2, 2012