Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

skank request

A random friend request on a social networking site from a person one has no connection to whatsoever that is obviously from some sort of street person/prostitute/escort/stripper/other-equally-sad-person-with-Daddy-issues. Skank requests are a solicitation to "money for favors" arrangments or pornography.

Every time I log in on Facebook I'm assaulted with half a dozen new skank requests.

by otto z. obskure August 11, 2010

skank-fish

when your a freshman skank

student 1: that chicks a slut; isnt she a freshman

Student:yeah she is a total skank-fish

by marty mcfly-er November 5, 2010

skank-a-lank

Someone who dresses like a skank or slut, but don't give it to just anyone. Not to be confused with "tease".

" I want to wear something that says skank-a-lank. How about this?"

Friend1: Girl, you look like a skank-a-lank!
Friend2: Should I change?
Friend1: Nah, everyone knows you aren't a hoe.

by Alexis19 March 14, 2012

skank camp

A camp for girls of the skank variety

AKA camp cheerio campers.

Boy: Wow she's a skank.

Girl: That's what skank camp does to you.

by Seafarer gal October 6, 2016

Skank-tafied

a person acting like a skank or has/dresses in a sluttish ways .

Nilla'BluStarrz; Do you see that girl over there . Look what she is wearing !?!

Scriibblesz; Omg she should not be wearing shorts that goes up her ass crack.

Nilla'BluStarrz; I Agree ! She looks very skank-tafied

by Nilla'BluStarrz October 9, 2010

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018