Shrek

A really sexy man

"Bro Shrek is packin 15 inches!"
"I know right, He's so sexy and hot!

by Trump2020_4moreyears November 18, 2020

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A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for

Do you simp for shrek to

by Shhrekkky May 06, 2022

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Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

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The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.

Avery: Damn shrek is such a hottie
Maddy: ikr! Wish I could date him

by yeehaw_5678 February 12, 2019

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A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

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