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shitty-sweet

Used to describe something which is so awesome that when it is gone, those who experienced it feel empty and let down.
"Man, when Christ walked the earth that was shitty-sweet"
by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005
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Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.
Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.
by Shmosis January 4, 2017
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Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back
My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub
by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015
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shitty ditch

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out
I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.
by stubbz420 November 8, 2010
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Shitty Rap

A free flow of rap, thus allows you to become a better freestyle artist.
"Yo, James bust a freestyle"

"Nah, dude.....(he can't f*cking rap and tell the truth.)."

"Just shitty rap, man I won't Judge."
by Prince of Nature who King of N December 31, 2019
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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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