Shane

Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.

Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

Shane

The name that does not belong to The Man With No Name.

"Ny name's not Shane, kid!"
Said The Man With No Name after shooting a child.

by Anony. Res November 30, 2023

Shane

A person who has great earrings and definitely doesn’t procrastinate school work... They have a house in Pennsylvania and have an amazing friend named Madeline who is super hot and awesome

I hate Shane ❤️

by insert funny name here May 27, 2021

Shane Dawson

The queen of YouTube I said what I said and that’s the tea sis ☕️

Sentence Example: Bad Teacher - “Who is the queen of YouTube?”
Student - “Easy, Shane Dawson DUHHH!!”

by ______shanedawsonisawholemood January 10, 2019

Shane Farrell Syndrome

One who eats crayons and hates ketchup, proper weirdo.

Aw lads he's on a mad weird buzz, must have Shane Farrell Syndrome

by Weirdo, Shane Farrell May 9, 2018

Pulling a Shane

When you agree for a game but pull out the day of the arrangement

I was looking forward to my game against Dan tonight, but he ended up pulling a Shane the morning of

by LoadedDice66 November 24, 2021

Super Shane orgasm

Super Shane orgasm

During sexual playtime with toys - When you have multiple orgasms, one after the other, or they may roll into one huge orgasm.

Nancy to her friends - “Omg I had an amazing out of body experience last night, my boyfriend treated me to the Super Shane orgasm!! I can’t wait to experience that again!!”

by Gigglegirl222 December 2, 2022