Science

When stupidity and incompetence merge.

Trump and congress uses science to make most their decisions.

by Leaniscodeine July 11, 2020

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Science sexer

a teacher who has any form of nsfw content in their search history

Time to go to science sexer’s class
Downbad ass nigga

by suger man May 7, 2023

Science

the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation, experimentation, and the testing of theories against the evidence obtained.

The Science class ended

by Scoreboard Sunday March 17, 2023

science project

A complicated experiment-gone-awry "solution".

Several hours later, Jeff realized that his "5-minute solution" was quickly turning into a science project that would take several days of effort and lots of external resources (and that still might not solve the original problem).

by Jeff-fu June 10, 2024

hard science fiction

Hard science fiction is a category of science fiction characterized by an emphasis on scientific or technical detail, or scientific accuracy, or both. Typically, this is in the form of very grounded fiction without supernatural, magical, or usually aliens with an emphasis on realistic storytelling within our current knowledge of physics.

Andy Weir's the Martian and Adrian Tchaicovsky's Children of Time are great hard science fiction novels.

by Anonymous1408 December 4, 2021

Science underground

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day

Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground

by OldDogg November 13, 2021