Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.

That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

Sam brown

Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team

Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."

by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022

sam mellen

God no other way to put it but god

Hi I am Arron key what’s your name

Hi I am Sam mellen
Omg no way gets down and bows

by Fletcher10 October 11, 2021

Sam Nook

Awesamdudes animal crossing alter ego on the dream smp. He only speaks animal crossing And is basically a creeper Tom nook. best friends with tommyinnit he spent lots of time with him as they’re business partners At Tommy’s hotel the big innit hotel. He is precious and will always put a smile on you face... or make you scream at his npc automated responses

SAM NOOK MA FRIENDDDD!!!

by MEANDMICHEAL March 28, 2021

Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.

by Jhbrag August 22, 2011

sam fineburger

A Jewish kid with many lawyers and pennies. As he follows the penny gods they return the favor and lead him through court. As he tells Holocaust jokes himself because he is Jewish and is allowed to make fun of his people, the penny gods have given him this gift.... and of course the gift of being a great lawyer.

"There goes Sam Fineburger again, picking up a penny and laughing at his own Holocaust jokes in the middle of an important court session."

by Wingman78000Coolnamehere May 16, 2016