stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

by YO mama September 10, 2003

Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

Cream Stain Salad

To have several men ejaculate onto a female whilst throwing salad leafs upon the ejaculant, then afterwards, have the female finish it all off with a big mouthfull of her cream stained salad.

Man me and my buds were at a party, and this chick made us give her a cream stain salad!

by Bob Fritz August 06, 2006

The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

by blu3hat February 11, 2011

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 08, 2006

grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021

Shit stained stink hole

A butthole stained in shit, if you see one of these you got yourself into a pretty bad situation

Mann... Sophie really has a shit stained stink hole

by godgodgodgodpoop October 20, 2019