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Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.
Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.
by Muffu September 14, 2009
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Cream Stain Salad

To have several men ejaculate onto a female whilst throwing salad leafs upon the ejaculant, then afterwards, have the female finish it all off with a big mouthfull of her cream stained salad.
Man me and my buds were at a party, and this chick made us give her a cream stain salad!
by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006
mugGet the Cream Stain Saladmug.

The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)
...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..
by blu3hat February 27, 2011
mugGet the The shit stain on the underwear of lifemug.

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting
Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!
by A-BJ May 19, 2006
mugGet the assless shit stained chapsmug.

grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.
"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."
by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021
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Shit stained stink hole

A butthole stained in shit, if you see one of these you got yourself into a pretty bad situation
Mann... Sophie really has a shit stained stink hole
by godgodgodgodpoop October 20, 2019
mugGet the Shit stained stink holemug.

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.
Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again
by Art Valentine November 2, 2012
mugGet the Upper lip cum stainmug.

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