by pass the holy water December 07, 2017
When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020
When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022
by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021
A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
by confederationnn November 02, 2014
A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.
My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
by Raulcito August 28, 2017