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a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
by antimorph July 3, 2007
mugGet the a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna diemug.

1-10 female atractiveness scale

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale
by Epicface999 September 13, 2016
mugGet the 1-10 female atractiveness scalemug.

goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.
1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
mugGet the goat scalemug.

Scale

The thing that tells me I’m to fat for life
“Hey son did you check your weight on the scale and did you loose weight you fat ass?”
“...yes dad”
by Microsoft12 June 9, 2019
mugGet the Scalemug.

Sierra Scales

Sierra Scales is a amazing friend and best friend to many. She’s super, super, super pretty! Breathtaking even. She’s always thinking about others and she’s so kind.
Person 1: I wish I had a Sierra Scales.
Person 2: Yeah me too, Sierra Scales is awesome!
by makayla.towe August 5, 2022
mugGet the Sierra Scalesmug.

Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound
Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants
by simdugz February 6, 2025
mugGet the Sphincter scalemug.

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