Ryan

Ryan is honestly the funniest person I've ever met. He is a true memester that can hit the yeet as on fleek as he can. He usually prays before he eats, showers, and goes to the bathroom to the overlord shrek. He is a true gamer that carries our team far in furry war. One girl wants to be his property and make sandwiches for him. He's ugly tho tbh.

(Miciah) Who do you have a crush on?
(???) I will one day be property to the true memester gamer Ryan and I will make sandwiches for him since women rights aren't a thing

(Miciah) okay then…

by Pseudomynus Tang November 26, 2018

Ryan

Hot af. That’s all

Person 1: Look at Ryan
Person 2: Oh my Lordy lord, he’s so hot

by Itsyagirl_Vaehh November 19, 2021

RYAN

A SEXY ASS HUMAN WHO SENDS DICK PICKS TO GIRLS THEN HE GETS EXPOSED FOR HAVING A SMALL DICK, THEN SAYS IT’S A PICTURE FROM GOOGLE.

RYAN, Your dick is small

by nigatoni is my dad May 30, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a very sweet boy who loves art and history. He is always ready to listen to you, no matter what. He will stand by you and help you with whatever you need. He may or may not have a girlfriend named Heather. He is caring and playful and fun to be around.

You can always count on Ryan.

by blue_tulip45 December 28, 2018

Ryan

Short person. Loud. Annoying. And vertically challenged.

Ryan- "IM NOT SHORT!!!" (he's 4'11")

by theinformer!!! December 10, 2009

Ryan

Common SLANG for penis cheese. Often sucked off when he washes properly.

Ryan: Suck my dick baby I'll love you forever. Oh yeah that feels so good!

Chick 1: MMMM Fumunda cheese. With a tad bit of poop. MMMM

Ryan: Thanks bitch I've had better.

fumundacheeseaveragepenispimplonelysuffrageRyan

by MGoddess February 26, 2010

Ryan

An over obsessed lover, will pretend to do ridiculous things to get attention of lover. An ex straight edge emo kid that tried to preach his beleifs on others and pretty much everything to the essential name emo. A scum bag who obviously now tries to hard to be cool by making fun of people on fb who actually gave a shit about him back in the day until he decided to cross the line. A lier that denies everything he did to cross that line.

"LET GO RYAN"- a common phrase by women

by NH1/1andnumerosoccasions December 11, 2010