Skin Pocket

1. noun: A surgically-implanted, thin, fabric like material, solid to prevent leakage (important in a skin pocket), found between the epidermis and dermis, that forms an opening along the length of the leg or chest, usually used to store everyday items (cell phones, wallets, ipods, etc.) so one does not have to wear pants; extremely practical for the everday man and woman, but NOT for the someday man and woman. Formed only if one commits oneself to evolute.

Dude, I evoluted some skin pockets. cheek cheek boom.

by slydevilly August 6, 2012

Short Skin

A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.

Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.

by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012

Noob Skin

Slang used against default skins on fortnite. This indicates that the victim this is reffering to has not spent money on the free game.

Oi, You a Noob Skin, go spank yourself.

by Mark1Moo July 21, 2018

Skinning the dog

The act of tugging on one's own man bits.

Ever since my ol' lady left me, I've skinning the dog.

by Ass&kitties September 1, 2016

Dragon Skin

When your balls shrink, your nut sack shrivels and becomes thick like dragon skin.

fuck its freaking cold out here, my sac is shrunk and I gots dragon skin.

by skinmaan January 13, 2011

skin peen

an uncircumcised penis with an inordinate amount of skin

"I was hooking up with skin lips and was horrified to find he also had a skin peen."

by Skin Peens 4 Lyfe August 4, 2009

Skins

a show which peaked in quality several months before it was ever shown on television. Since then it has undergone a gradual decline in quality.

Person A: What are you watching?
Person B: Skins.
Person A *turns off TV*
Person B: Wow! I can suddenly see the infinite number of better things I could be doing!

by plateofchicken April 19, 2011