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national rape day

stfu stop looking this shit up you nasty perverted bitch go back to your corner and cry to your mom about how you can’t find any girls. r**ing people is wrong.
stop raping people you bloating bitch. no your made up national rape day doesn’t count either.
by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021
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National Slap your Ex day!

On May 13th it’s

Nation slap your Ex day! Have you ever had that one ex that treated you so badly or cheated on you? Well your in luck because today is that day!
“Did you see that girl slap her ex today?” “Yeah I did it must be national slap your Ex day!” “I’ll be right back...”
by ACB_SMS April 21, 2019
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national nigger day

October 28th is the day you’ve been waiting for. It’s National Nigger Day it’s the day all you crackers have been waiting for U now have the n word pass
Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
by hehehehenword October 27, 2019
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National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.
by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018
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national twerk day

It's a national day when many people twerk on someone. you just have to count to 3 and scream: National twerk day and you start twerk on someone for 1 to 2 minutes.
-yo are you game to twerk on somebody you don't even know?
-Of course yes! Its the national twerk day!
(And now you can twerk)

Bet you can't do this! :)
by Shawty_kimy May 26, 2018
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American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.
Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
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National Dome Society

A exclusive group who only accepts people if they have gotten dome, or a blow job

It is an incredible honor that only a select percentage of the population can achieve.

Once you are into the National Dome Society, or NDS, your membership lasts forever and can be renewed if you receive dome again
Ted: "Bro I just got head from that chick at the party last night.

John: "Shit man, you just got into the National Dome Society! How does it feel to be in the NDS?"
by RJburger May 23, 2013
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