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Mother Wife

Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.

Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”
by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 18, 2022
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refrigerator mother

A refrigerator mother is a cold, detached mother who is not very nurturing and shows little emotion
Lily Vanderwoodsen is such a refrigerator mother
by Miss Bieber May 27, 2016
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luke mathews

A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends
by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017
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Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.
Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!
by WreckWrack October 22, 2018
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Group Mother

The person in the (friendship) group who everyone calls mum; even they are actually the same age as them.

Also known as the Mum/Mom of the group.
Group Mother: "Guys, stop that your going to get hurt."
Friend: "But MUM!!"
by Genuine_Wheeze August 12, 2019
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namaste mother fuckers

Namaste is an ancient Sanskrit greeting still in everyday use in India and especially on the trail in the Nepal Himalaya. Translated roughly, it means "I bow to the God within you", or "The Spirit within me salutes the Spirit in you" - a knowing that we are all made from the same One Divine Consciousness.

Mother Fucker is a common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".
It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, like “Namaste Mother Fuckers”
by Iwanttofothigrow September 26, 2019
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da mother mans

a type of moth that looks like a mother and half man and it's extremely gay
look it's da mother mans
by loans little peom September 9, 2020
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