Momanosexual

the sexual orientation where you become scara simp and get poured by holy water scaramouche on by the one and only momano

Find her on genshin or discord “momano”

“Hey man what is your sexuality”
“Momanosexual she simps for scaramouche too much and pulls out holy scaramouche water all over me”

by Cxassiedy September 15, 2023

Momalize

Mom's over analyzing a joke or something funny.

Wow you just momalized that!

by Whitty McGee September 27, 2023

momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.

“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”

by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

Momager

A mother who pimps or traffics their own children for profit

That crack ho Clairice is a real momager I heard she traded her 14yr olds virginity to her dealer for rock

by Darth B December 28, 2023

Momager

A mother who pimps or traffics their own children for fun or for the mothers benifit

That crack ho Clairice is a real momager I heard she traded her 14yr olds virginity to her dealer for rock

by Darth B December 28, 2023

Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.

Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023