When you double fist a girl on her period, then you take youe hands out and out your thimbs to your forehead and wiggle your thumbs in the air and scream MOOSE
That chick over there let me give her a red moose last night, because i couldnt fuck her cause she was on her rag and was too loose anyways.
by d00dyoudontknowmeee June 10, 2008
by Jason Tibz July 26, 2006
Same as above, except instead of sudden, random anal, the male punches the girl in the back of the head in order to get the females horrific facial expression.
by CrackedMan July 28, 2010
Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.
by Doctor Thursday November 09, 2016
Much like a camel toe only much larger. Occurs when the front seam on a womans pants get lost in her crotch. Her puddy is split in half.
Damn, look at the moose knuckle on the 300 pounder. Spandex should be outlawed on any chick over 150.
by Doug Denny November 17, 2005
by Shazbot December 13, 2004