kevin

A person who adores and protects any girl called jewel

dgrdharhaejae kevin

by gfgfjvghf March 9, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is that one coworker who does nothing in his life aside from ask stupidly annoying questions about computers. And even if you do help him he responds with a stupid passive-agressive comment about millenials and gen z

Kevin: hOw aM I SuPPosEd tO kNoW tHe rEaL DownLOAD buttON?
You: *helps him*
Kevin: yEs WeLL iT dOES maKe seNsE YoU mILLenIals uNDERstAnd soMethIng ABout tHoSE cOmpuTerS yOU're AlwAYS On

by Smartass45 August 14, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the guy you would look at at and say “damn I would totally let him fuck my mom”

Damn Kevin please fuck my mom!

by Kevin.415 December 2, 2019

Kevin

A small asshole who will never reach 5 foot he loves to complain and suck Dylan dry and likes to cry and get beat by his dad

Kevin why are you not good at any games

by Gene drinks a lot of beer February 13, 2019

Kevin

A gay human being who enjoys spaghetti, that lives in a Ohio.

Im a Kevin

by Trollexe September 28, 2017

kevin

a total player with a small dick

never be a kevin chapa

by note sure what this is August 13, 2016

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016