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Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021
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Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins
Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me
by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025
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DOM Juan

DOM means "Dirty Old Man". DOM Juan is a dirty old man who is trying to romance a girl young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter.
Jessica: "Mel is constantly slobbering over all the pretty young girls."

Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"
by vivicafox June 7, 2009
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juan parra

The most handsomest fuck boy you will meet.
He will get your girl with a wink.
you know juan he's back at it again
juan parra is really hot and such a fuckboy
by BIg chewy March 13, 2017
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Juan

is the best boyfriend you will ever ask for will always tell you that he misses you and LOVES YOU everdayyyyy has a great sense of dirty humour is kind knows how you feel even if u didnt tell him sexy abs and veiny arms.
Juan is so nice

ik right
by valbahe8 November 21, 2023
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Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.
by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023
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