The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.
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A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.
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Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.
Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
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