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Jonathan

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.

He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.

He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.

This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"
by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022
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jonathan

Really gay guy and has a little dick and eats guy ass and a guy that sucks cock for living and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is gay
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo
by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a type of person who never fails to make you happy. He is so genuine, caring, thoughtful, smart, funny, cute, and an overall bestfriend and if ur lucky he can also be ur boyfriend! He is someone who is great to share countless inside jokes with. He is such an amazing person and I am very lucky to have someone like Jonathan in my life :)
Me: omg i have an amazing bf! his name is jonathan :)
by rhiana.lol May 30, 2022
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Jonathan Garnham

Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024
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Jonathan

Easily to fall in love with girls that are named milaya. But most Jonathan likes to talk about themselves. Also, they think they're funny but they're are not they tell the worst jokes.
Jonathan is in love with Milaya
by I’m hungry April 9, 2022
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Jonathan Dillon

A very handsome man that is very talented amd creative. He has gorgeous eyes usually hazel and/or green, thick dirty blond(e) hair, black or brown eyebrows and other amazing body features. He is some what tall, usually taller than most guys and girls but definitely makes you feel safe when around him. He cares about everyone no matter how annoying or ignorant you may be and will always try to help you, just ask. Though he may be mean sometimes he always feels deep inside wrong and usually apologizes and if not he knows that the person he hurt will feel bad hurting him. Jonathan Dillon can be lazy, but very hard working at times, he is great at being sarcastic, quiet at times and very athletic. He likes to play video games and work on computers, he is wonderful at making music, helping others and healing people. This wonderful man can do a lot of things because of how smart and creative he is... Just think about him if you know him and think about all the good times you've had with him even if they turned out bad.
by The hand down from God May 14, 2018
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