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Cut Wind

Similar to Cut the cheese, which means to pass gass, fart.
Andrew thought to himself:
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.
by Svenpai March 21, 2018
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shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.
“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”
by PMan401 October 26, 2019
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double-winding

Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.
Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.
by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017
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napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit
Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.
by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023
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The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time
I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped
by Ab050600 May 10, 2025
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Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.
Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.
by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018
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Two shits in the wind

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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