Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.

Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

gooch feeding

the sucking of a penis.

Bro i was at my girlfriends house a few days ago and she started gooch feeding out of no where!

by Potato.God June 28, 2023

my gooch bitch

something funny to say y around friends

wanna know what that smells like “My Gooch Bitch

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

Gooch Week

The bit in between Christmas and New years Day

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!

by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018

Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025

Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint

All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler

by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020