"FOUND ON ROAD DEAD" and quits when the going gets tough.
Every Ford only works when the going is easy.
Every Ford only works when the going is easy.
by Realtinman November 2, 2022
Get the Fordmug. Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.
If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
Get the Ford Taurtoisemug. Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.
A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"
"Fine"
"Okay then"
'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'
"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
"Fine"
"Okay then"
'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'
"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
Get the Jade fordemug. What I've lost prior to government failure of forced abortion my family had over 150 Ford's before graduated licensing
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Fordmug. Politically Correct term for "Lying Cunt". Call any lying c-word a Blasey Ford and they will instantly show you their reptilian poison by hissing. After that tell them "Comet Ping Pong called... they want to know if your showing u for adrenochrome hits tonight.." sick freaks.. Epstein Island loving c-words.
I called that bitch Margaret Sanger a Blasey Ford after she said that Planned Parenthood wasn't invented to exterminate the Blacks.
by Pretti Yung June 2, 2025
Get the Blasey Fordmug. An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017
Get the Fordmug.