this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
by Antoine, M June 1, 2019
Get the david farmermug. He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023
Get the Tyler Farmermug. by SonicandShadowsBaby April 9, 2025
Get the Dairy-farmermug. A person with a roster full of hoes. A farm system is used by the hoe manager to recruit and promote hoes on their active roster.
by azpov May 13, 2025
Get the Hoe farmermug. by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017
Get the Chocolate Farmermug. Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen
by High IQ person November 13, 2017
Get the redneck farmermug. Oh yeah dawg! They're robbing farmers. They're robbing geniuses. They're robbing everybody up in this bitch!
Hym "Everybody EXCEPT for Faggot-Matt. He is a dissident and doesn't believe in property, therefore, cannot be robbed. Women are real Matt! And so are farmers!"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Get the Farmersmug.