by Sainten Jesh March 30, 2017
Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.
by jehseh December 27, 2009
by bongra December 09, 2010
The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.
by Ifocked Yermama September 10, 2007
I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com
"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."
by courtney nichols September 21, 2008
It's when you nut in and out of a girls vagina to ,ake it nice and runny, and packs a small-like fruit in her asshole, such as an orange while in doggy-style, and then you finally force another one right in her vagina to make it shoot out.
Devyn: Last night, Troy gave Josh the "FRUIT LAUNCHER" and shot out the window.
Adam: Well they shouldn't have used the cantelope.
Adam: Well they shouldn't have used the cantelope.
by YogurtDick35 April 14, 2009