Ford Bronco

Morgan Emma DeBard Sullivan

Wow I love that Area 51 blue Ford Bronco!

by 1239.?! May 11, 2023

Trenton Ford

This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.

"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him

by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023

Ford

Anyone who talks down about ford is stupid…they are the best trucks/cars ever made plus all y’all saying “found on the road dead” I have never and I mean never seen a ford on the road side “dead” if I ever did see a ford on the road side it was helping a Chevy or GMC get back up and running again 😂 also I saw someone say that they are shit because they rust…like hon it’s because they’re getting old and made from metal….my bfs ford ranger is 21 years old now and runs as smooth as butter never once had an issue with it and it beats any Chevy that try’s to “race” him

It’s ford how much better could it get?

by I like ford rangers:) September 29, 2022

Ford

A vehicle that never runs and is needed to be pushed everywhere.

Found On Road Dead

Guy 1"I wonder how he stays in shape"
Guy 2"He drives a Ford"

by Country Boy 34 January 3, 2014

Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024

Hailey Ford

A beautiful blonde girl with blue eyes and has a fat ass.

Dave: Did you see that girl with the fat ass?

Jack: yeah I think that’s Hailey Ford!

by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020

Ford

Adjective;
Pertaining to a transcendental belief on health, longevity, Power, Wealth, Vision, Drive, Pioneering spirit, efficiency, and out right Raw dog, Raho of doom energy!!

1) that persons got a Ford mentality
2) he’s a Ford Thinker

by Fonzerelli__ November 22, 2021