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My Nigga Eating Beans

When your nigga eats your beans.
by MNEB February 17, 2019
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chode eating chimaera

n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.
"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."

"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."
by Zacharoth September 20, 2006
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I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.
Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.
by ianamalsu August 26, 2007
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monkey eating yogurt

a code word for an asshole.
person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!
by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009
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clean eating

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.
I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks
by n3xia August 4, 2014
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Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible
Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!
by H-farkswag March 21, 2015
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spazzy pussy eating

spazzy pussy eating is when you are eating a girl out and you use use techniques such as the tongue tornado or the lip vacuum.
when your having maybe oral sex and you are using the lip vacuum that would be considered spazzy pussy eating
by lucas m. June 18, 2006
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