dum crunk

The after effect you experience following a extremely intense orgasm or multiple ones. " cum drunk" twist into dum crunk, cant even function properly!
Bob fucked me soooo good I'm dum crunk & dyslexic !!
by Giggity guts April 24, 2016
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Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)
"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"
by Buffufflo February 19, 2016
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