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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
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Chicago Plague

The deathly illness that impacted 3 quarters of the cast of Chicago: Teen Edition.
Jarrett is sick, he caught the Chicago Plague
by tankert December 12, 2022
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Chicago Bob

THE PRIMAL ACT OF TAKING A WOMAN FROM BEHIND WHILST HER HEAD IS IN THE TOILET
Girl, I love smelling shit while getting raw dogged! He gave me a real chicago bob!
by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024
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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
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Chicago

A game you play where you continuously pass the blunt around, but whoever lets it out first loses.
Leah: Let’s play Chicago
Billie: Yk imma lose
by Innluvwitb October 19, 2023
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Chicago Triangle

A pot smoking game that requires at least three players and three blunts. Stand (or sit) in the shape of a triangle. Each person lights up a blunt at same time. Puff and pass at exactly the same time, so you are continuously smoking. Keep puffing and passing until all three blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kind of the goal. Invented on the streets of Chicago, hence the name. Over time, it made its way to other cities, but still called a "Chicago Triangle", even if you are in New York.
Smoker1: Hey I just scored 3 blunts!
Smoker2: Let's do a Chicago Triangle!
Smoker 3: (pulls out matches) Let's go!
by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025
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Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
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