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The Chicago Woodsman

The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.
Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand
by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023
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Chicago Bears

The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.
The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023
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Chicago brunch

This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023
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Chicago brunch

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023
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chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
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Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha
by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019
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CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome)

When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.
DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.
by MoreDumbStuff November 15, 2020
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