carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

by ,jkhwaoifhwief May 21, 2022

Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

by Mr.Jeff November 05, 2021

carrot

a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent

Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"

Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by BOREDOM MASTER January 20, 2024

carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 14, 2022

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 28, 2024

biting the carrot

When you are fucking your girl and she squeezes her vagina lips so tight that it cute off circulation causing it to turn orangeish red

hey man my girl was biting the carrot the other night!
Didn't it hurt?

by tpainga December 03, 2024

carrot lover

A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically

Invalid if the person is ginger himself

"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"

"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"

by Trenbologna Ace April 17, 2018