Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024

Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.

' I feel the carrot stick up me"

by Fiona Homes May 7, 2022

carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

Carrot

Spencer Smith

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.

by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019

no good for carrots

The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing

Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots

by Take No Eeed October 12, 2020

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

Eating Carrots Analy

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.

James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025