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blond

every Tyler in the world for some dam reason. and always interrupts
random personb: so are you go... Tyler: NOOOO IM NOT BLONDE
by abbaouegf January 1, 2021
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Blonde

A hair color, usually stereotyped in women to be dumbasses or slow.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.
Mike: Goddam look at that blonde

Joe: She’s prolly really fuckin dumb!
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Blonde people

by Dookienibbles April 29, 2025
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hot blonde british boy

A good looking british man with Blonde hair and a casual sense of fashion. The term can also be known as HBBB, all females love him, but he can only take 1 at a time, because women take too much fucking energy.
"Did you see that Hot Blonde British Boy? He's got weird fashion ngl."
by AspectofTime September 26, 2022
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Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
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blonde bullet

He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.
Guy 1-"Fuck you jimmy"
Guy 2-"You're being such a blonde bullet you degenerate cunt"
Guy 1-"Tru"
by PapaDominos June 13, 2016
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