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Alan money

1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat December 12, 2008
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Pussy ass virgin that plays fortnite like a dumbass
by Unloved.Luis December 25, 2018
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Alanna

Shes mean and dumb and ugly(im describing myelf bc my names alanna and this is what the box says lmao=For example, booty will become booty.
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Alanna is a hoe!"
by Alanna hollingsworth March 17, 2019
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Alana

Alana is the best girl you will ever meet. She is super smart and sometimes rubs it off on people. If you have an Alana in your life you are very lucky. Be sure to keep away when she is mad or you will get your butt kicked. It is easy to make her laugh because she is alway so cheerful. Whenever you see her she is probably smiling. She can be really emotional when times are tough, and she needs her friends by her side. She looks for brown haired men with gorgeous brown eyes. You are lucky if you have an Alana as a girlfriend because she hangs out with the boys a lot. Inside she is a really sporty girl that is never wearing fancy clothes. Never let an Alana go, because she is hard to get back.
Dude did you see Alana. She is like an angle from heaven. I thought girls couldn’t get that pretty.
by Alexis7777777 January 30, 2020
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wow alana is a pussy flap
by todompoles January 8, 2019
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Alana

Alana is really cute sometimes dumb. But is the best girl you’ll me. You’ll never want to leave her.
by Yeet42069666 August 20, 2019
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Alana

Alana is the definition of perfect. She’ll be there for you 100 percent of the time. Her loyalty is unlike anyone else’s. She stand up for you when you’re not there. You’ll never get bored talking to her because she can always keep a conversation going. She kind of slow but gets really good grades. Her smile warms up the whole room. She’s beautiful and doesn’t know it. She has the most adorable eyes and the cutest laugh. Alanas have the quickest comebacks and sassiest attitudes. She often falls for boys with curly hair and green or brown eyes. Her best friend is just like her and usually are the two funniest people.
“I’m gonna marry Alana one day
“Alana’s hair looks so good today!”
by jessicaalbret February 27, 2020
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