My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
by Beautiful New BLOO passport May 8, 2021
Get the Mark Austinmug. Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS
by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022
Get the Christopher Austinmug. The one couple that no matter what, will never be seperated, even though Austin fucks up a lot. This couple's love will endure forever and they will forever be happy, until the end of everything
by IronDragonSlayer December 19, 2016
Get the abby and austinmug. 1.When setting an objective in fortnite and saying your going there but you divert and travel to the other side of the map
Leaving the squad without letting anyone know to go and die by a bunch of squeakers
Leaving the squad without letting anyone know to go and die by a bunch of squeakers
by The pepperpicker June 8, 2019
Get the Pulling a Austinmug. by Tacocat backwards is tacocat January 20, 2017
Get the Austin Rotemug. The term given to one of the worst secondary schools in the north of England, according to recent research everybody their is imbred. Except a few decent people
by Professor Paul van Iterson September 18, 2009
Get the Austin Friarsmug. An absolutely amazing person, he loves to play videogames and he can be very antisocial, but when you get him talking and joking around: good luck stopping him. He's very talented when it comes to photography and film making and he will most definitely be a famous film maker someday(: He loves to joke about inappropriate things and he acts like he's sexist quite often. He doesn't open up to many people, but he doesn't give a fuck about what people think or say about him. Austin is unusally talented in debating, it is very hard to win an argument with him. He likes to skype his friends, and watch videos on youtube. He is amazing in bed and a phenomenal kisser. Austin Schmidt is an amazing man and I love him with all of my heart.
Said to give an example that included Austin Schmidt...I am in love with Austin Schmidt and I want to spend the rest of my life with Austin Schmidt!(:
by Austin's girlfriend/wife/&..ho July 25, 2011
Get the Austin Schmidtmug.