It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
by Wiberger September 20, 2021
Get the Pocket cakemug. A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.
The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.
The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.
Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.
The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.
Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
by googabooga April 25, 2013
Get the Banbury Cakemug. Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020
Get the Tiny Cakesmug. Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."
by Snowman92 March 24, 2011
Get the Cake Zonemug. Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
by T Baggins July 16, 2011
Get the jizz cakemug. by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022
Get the kitty cakesmug. Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.
by Imonagoat February 25, 2011
Get the Cake Voidmug.