Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.

That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

Sam Mitchell

When you go to a strip club for the first time and fall in love with one of the strippers

Damn dude Peter went full Sam Mitchell last night at the strip club.

by Gunny-Guy February 16, 2018

Sam Syndrome

A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.

Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!

by znon_productions April 3, 2023

Stuff and Sam

A comedy series made by youtuber Brandon Rogers, which is mainly about a 38-year old straight man named Sam, and his roommate Donna trying to help Sam adopt a baby, but then encounters the CEO. This series was made in late 2017, and ended in early 2018.

Guy: Did you see Stuff and Sam yet?
Guy 2: Yes I did, the plot was amazing!

by notsalty7897 May 8, 2019

Sam Scot

Have you ever met anyone this polite? The answer is no. If you say yes you’re lying. Very reserved but can suddenly become very sassy

A: you know Sam Scot?

B: oh yeah, he seems really chill but apparently he’s ripped

by holdmybeansplz May 5, 2019

Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.

by Jhbrag August 22, 2011