Ford

An American car company. That makes great vehicles, they sell a variety of different cars to buy. The have reliable vehicles that can take rough terrain. FORD built tough.

Person 1: Yo dude! I just got a Ford F-250!
Person 2: Oh. That's nice.
Person 1: What's with the sarcasm?
Person 2: Umm... it's because I have a FORD SHELBY MUSTANG!!!!!
Person 1: Really!? Man I need more money...

by GreenvillePlaya January 21, 2024

Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024

Ford boenig

That nigga

Damn ford boenig is that nigga

by Eigablath December 14, 2022

Ford Fustang

A Ford Mustang Mach E electric vehicle. Basically a Fake Ford Mustang. The only real Mustangs have gas combustion engines.

Bilbert: Hey man, check out my new car!
Billiam: Man you got a Ford Fustang?! You should have got a V8, or V6, not that trash ass wannabe.

by Ravenwolf [Pagan Warrior] January 8, 2023

Trenton Ford

This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.

"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him

by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023

Ford Bronco

Morgan Emma DeBard Sullivan

Wow I love that Area 51 blue Ford Bronco!

by 1239.?! May 11, 2023

Emmeline Ford

A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.

“You know Emmeline Ford?”

“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”

by Poopoogo September 10, 2023