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Jason Mirandes

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.
Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.
by Pwest10 February 25, 2010
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Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”
I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.
by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022
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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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jason goodwin

a kind and loyal person. Jason goodwin gives off big dick energy. they are very indecisive, extremly good at procrastinating and like math. Jason goodwin is an extremely hot person. typically short with dyed hair. he acts very gay and is usually very self-conscious about how they look. Jason goodwin typically wears boxers, jeans, binders, and t-shirts with either flannel or an orange sweatshirt on top. most importantly Jason Goodwin is a friend.
omg look at that orange sweatshirt, that's a total Jason Goodwin
hmmm, they're looking kinda flat today, i bet their preferred name is Jason
only a Jason Goodwin could be that good a procrastinating

meet my new friend Jason Goodwin
"they are sooo gay" "yeah a total Jason Goodwin"
by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022
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Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him
Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
by Pineus December 5, 2017
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Jason Brown

A Jew I put in the oven for Hitlers birthday
We celebrated Jason Brown
by Jew slayer December 19, 2019
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The Jason Terry

Sex position. While on a basketball court, one person is grabbed to the rim while the other is on the ground doing a blow job.
She was under the rim when Lebron came flying and exploded all over her face. She did the Jason Terry
by Johnsnow67 February 15, 2023
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