de-mating call

when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)

oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out

by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019

Mates with dicks out

It’s like friends with benefits but hotter

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out

by jakerob December 06, 2019

Fool's Mate

The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess

How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#

"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5

by I like chess July 09, 2024

Son-mate

When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy

She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate

by @bertccomedy May 09, 2015

All your mates are backing you up

A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion

Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!

by Pavement Misuse September 10, 2018

Best Mate Forever

You're best mate forever(or BMF) is someone you can always count on. They are always down to hang out, make you happy, and joke around. BMF tend to have crushes on their friends, which makes them simps. If you are lucky enough you can find the perfect BMF in a smart, pretty, and kind girl.

My Best Mate Forever just bought me a ring for my birthday.

by BINGOBOP April 13, 2023

You got a girlfriend yet mate?

The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.

Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha

Mum: I love the part where h-

Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?

Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024