Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018
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One leg nigga

The "Underhoist Support Stand" which is widely used amongst mechanics is called "One leg nigga". Usually to provide temporary support for any parts during a repair procedure.
Hey bro! Gimme dat one leg nigga so it can hold the tranny slang for transmission.
by JorgeDart February 22, 2021
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as eaasy as one plus one

That question was as eaasy as one plus one.
by Great Boii September 08, 2023
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The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two
by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023
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"forbidden" one

A beautiful, wild, enchanted woman.
She always will be and always has been a beautiful,wild,enchanted woman "forbidden" one.
by Midnight WildFlower March 29, 2021
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one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.
Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.
by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong April 03, 2014
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8 in one

the act of cumming, shitting, pissing, throwing up, ejecting puss, cleaning out earwax, crying and bleeding all at once. releasing every bodily fluid possible
it felt so good to have that “8 in one” last night
by dick fondler April 04, 2024
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