shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Hot Dog

When you take a log of human shit and cover it with women sex cells.

“I gave my daughter a hot dog last night”

by Gorilla incest November 15, 2021

Filthy Indian Dogs

An Indian or group of Indians which attend in filthy acts or desires that’s complies as extremely putrid especially from their scent.

Filthy Indian Dogs who cook with their feet walking around with no deodorant like Filthy Dogs who roam the planet with a stench that scientifically adds up to the breath of 40 Arabian Camels. “Those Filthy Indians Dogs”

by BALLWOUT January 15, 2025

You guys are Dogs!

Refers to Haven members wiping on Faerlina petrification pull. Also, commonly used during any other time whilst raiding.

You guys are griefing me. Insane. I will retire "soon". You guys are Dogs!

by Shortlifemaybe May 12, 2021

Dogging

To eat ass all day, every day.

The old man had a dogging addiction preferably with those under age

by Boop54321 September 30, 2020

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016