fuck your cock

A phrase that is used as a comeback to such phrases as "Fuck You!"

Bob: Fuck You!!!
Bill: Fuck Your Cock!!!

by Spencer Tubbs August 13, 2006

Chilean monster cock

Chilean Monster Cock or more popularly known as hashtag #CMC, is an acronym affectionately used to describe the very impressive size and length of Chilean-American actor Pedro Pascal's girthy penis. It is now commonly used throughout many Pedro Pascal Facebook groups, but it popularity height was reached thru Facebook group *Pedro Pascal's Chilean Mistress Society*

There goes Pedro Pascal again, taking that delicious Chilean Monster Cock #CMC out for a stroll.

by Black Velveteen April 6, 2021

ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.

Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)

by unpimp December 24, 2007

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009

Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.

Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)

by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011

cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.

Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.

by cwaigy December 1, 2010

saggy cock sydrome

This is when your on your honey moon with your bride and you go to have wild lasting sex,,,,, suddenly your loose and saggy as a bag of moldy spuds.

Steve is it in me yet? Yeh baby that's it I have Saggy Cock Sydrome.

by Sicko-roller November 27, 2013