To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
Get the stood one upmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.7.>Bronx Individual Will Successfully Get Killed For One Knob Brighter<.7.9.6.7.>mug. 
A "One-Six" is a code-phrase used by guys who decide to pee outdoors when there are more than enough opportunities to do so within a home or establishment. Peeing outdoors is one of the great advantages of being a man. The term was jointly established by two cousins who were very drunk one night and has since spread throughout the American South. While sitting on the back porch, one cousin stood up and made his way to the edge of the back porch and began to pee. The other cousin asked, "Jeeze man, does she know how much you pee off her back porch?" "Nah, man she only knows about it one sixth of the time." "AAHahah... the ONE-SIX!!!"
Wife: "Hey babe... Wha What are you... Damnit Hank, ANOTHER One-Six!!?
You: "Don't hate me cause I can, Baby. Don't be jealous; God made us all the way we are."
You stand up at a party and head for the front door:
"oh, you have to pee? Someone just walked out of the bathroom."
"Nah, its feels great outside. I'm just gonna One-Six it."
You: "Don't hate me cause I can, Baby. Don't be jealous; God made us all the way we are."
You stand up at a party and head for the front door:
"oh, you have to pee? Someone just walked out of the bathroom."
"Nah, its feels great outside. I'm just gonna One-Six it."
by One-Six'er July 12, 2019
Get the One-Sixmug. 
When two orange tabby cats, particularly dark and/or homosexual in nature, are absolutely black about the food bowls when they go on the floor.
by Hoodlummm February 15, 2025
Get the The Dark Onesmug. by hyolynsqueendom May 24, 2022
Get the ONSmug.