by 36Peso December 30, 2021
Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"
by joe....... May 19, 2025
an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
by s. betty June 20, 2022
One-El is the younger sister of Jor-El, the father of Superman, making her Superman's aunt. One-El was following a third tier Jamband on another planet when Krypton was destroyed. She was one of the few from Krypton who survived but she never reemerged from the "scene".
by anonymous8oo85 February 17, 2021
someone who has a crush on every second person they meet, so when they say something without naming who it is for you ask ,,which one''
by frenchmanshoe March 16, 2022
When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.
by One job for a circumstance December 29, 2016
The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021