Person who thinks he’s the leader of a dictatorship, the master of the round table, OCD (but says he’s not) oh yeah and a teddy bear regardless of his mean mug 😅
by itsRahRahh June 12, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

by Buster Moon January 14, 2022

Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.
by Kjose December 29, 2020

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

by Slebogs r us February 20, 2020
