baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

IVF Unicorn baby

An IVF baby born (alive still born or #phoenixbaby resurrection) after a first ever embryo transfer (fresh or frozen doesn’t matter) after Years and years and or many years of infertility, ART, and even IVF treatments… (ours was the second round of stims because of NY Covid shutdown prevented our first full round of finished stims and needles and pushing back our retrieval to a cancellation making the cycle a wash failure because of Covid shutdown)…

This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.

Our IVF Unicorn Baby just turned 21 (months) yesterday! Our baby also is a true Unicorn baby because our baby has always slept through the night since day one! Lolz and is a Gemini lolz so all the more reason our kid is a double headed Unicorn 🦄🦄 lolz and no we’re not bragging just humbled by our parenting experience… because we know that others may never have these experiences even as much as we all hope to have, nothing is guaranteed in life… as our child could die and stay dead in the next 5 minutes, tomorrow or years from now and it humbles us all the more.

by TrashPanda420311 March 8, 2024

Baby’s Breath

What you get when you swallow the semen from a blow job.

She wanted to kiss me after blowing me, but she had baby’s breath so I avoided that like the plague.

by Tubafaggot February 21, 2019

Bush baby

A hairy vagina

Her bush baby was like the jungle

by Dirt February 15, 2018

baby carter

a nickname for discord mod carter

"hey haku"
"oh hey baby carter"

by hakuuuu June 17, 2023

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

Slim baby

Slim baby is a female who is a die hard fan for Kevin gates. It doesn't matter what wrong he does, they still going to be cheering him on. A slim baby is a classy girl that has a ghetto twist.

That girl got Kevin gates quote tattooed on her, she must be a slim baby.

by TheSlimBaby42 October 4, 2013