Super Dog

super dog is a dog and sketch from the TV show Whitest Kid U' Know on the fourth sketch in the fifth episode of Season 3

"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."

Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.

Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.

But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter

Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.

Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.

The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well

It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog

Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops

by liquiddave July 15, 2021

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