butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

dope butt

When one has dope stuck to there butt ..or perhaps when one keeps there dope in there butt..and or if one has a super saucy fine back side ....

ex.1. I roll out of bed and had my dope stuck my my naked rear and my woman said to me. yo there my dope butt, dope butt.
Ex.2. Naw i don't smoke with freddy and his dope butt bullshit..
Ex.3 dame mamas got that dope butt .got me feenin .got me waking up in cold sweats and everything..

by Pepéleepew January 13, 2021

Wide Butts

Having the capacity of extra booty meat on you tail bone and attracting hella fuckbois

Guy 1: whoa bro! You see those two chicks!?

Guy 2: They got a couple of nice fine Wide Butts on them

by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019

Bucket Butt

A person who has a round rear-end. Also could compare to a person with a bubble butt. "

" OH SHE'S GOT A BUCKET BUTT"

by BB10714fun1 July 21, 2022

buluga butt

That ass that looks like it belongs in the ocean to be used as a boat

That buluga butt is a float

by liredd January 8, 2015

Butt

The thing you shit out of

My butt hole is on fire I just took a massive shit

by PPooPOOBUTTHOLE November 23, 2021

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024